Some Funny Cat Jokes of All Time

HELLO KITTY Ano ang sabi ng nanay na pusa sa anak nyang pusa? 

A cat is a small domesticated carnivorous mammal (scientific name: Felis catus), with soft fur, sharp retractable claws, keen night vision, quick reflexes, and a short snout. It is commonly kept as a pet and for catching mice/rats. It belongs to the animal family Felidae — which also includes lions, tigers, leopards, and other big cats.

Cat-titing     Ano ang tawag mo sa maliit na pusa?

CAT-tastrophe     Anong pusa ang ayaw ng mga tao?