The Ugly Princess and the Handsome Man

"Once upon a time there was an ugly Princess who lived in a big and beautiful castle known as the Kilkenny Castle; she met a very  drunk and handsome man; the princess got pregnant on their one night stand.

When the man realizes that he impregnate the ugly princess he stood up and said:

Handsome Man:  Princess oh princess will you marry me?

Ugly Princess:    No!

...and the handsome man lived Happily Ever After!"

Joke by: Reymer Rodriguez - San Rafael 3, Noveleta, Cavite (Philippines) 2010